Dorothy Quote #756
Quote from Dorothy in Rites of Spring
Blanche: Dorothy, do you realize it's only two weeks till Phyllis's Memorial Day beach party? That means there's only two weeks till we have to get back into bathing suits again. Well, I just slipped into last year's bikini and I think I look pretty good, but you give me your honest advice. Can I still pull it off?
Dorothy: Right now I'd be surprised if you could cut if off.
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‘Rites of Spring’ Quotes
Quote from Dorothy
Sophia: This cake is guaranteed to make me gain back that pound.
Dorothy: Ma, all this eating you're doing is ridiculous. Now, I am sure you are already back up to 99lbs.
Sophia: We'll see. Wrong again, Kreskin. Still 98.
Blanche: 98 pounds. I can't remember the last time I weighed 98. Probably college.
Dorothy: Where'd you go to college, Blanche? The University of Jupiter?
Quote from Dorothy
[flashback:]
Yvonne: And stretch. Legs wider.
Dorothy: Oh, ow. That hurts.
Blanche: I'm not having any trouble.
Dorothy: Why is it that doesn't surprise me?
Quote from Sophia
[flashback:]
Dorothy: Gee, Ma, I don't know if this was such a good idea.
Rose: I think you're right, Dorothy. I think I should've done my own hair. I've been doing it for years.
Sophia: That's why it looks like something you buy on a stick at halftime.
Blanche: Sophia, we're just a little bit nervous. This is a very important event. We want to look perfect.
Sophia: Please! The man works with scissors, not a sandblaster.