Blanche Quote #600
Quote from Blanche in Mister Terrific
Blanche: I cannot sleep anymore. I just lie there waiting for the authorities to catch up with me. Every siren I hear I know is for me. Every footstep outside my window belongs to that obsessive detective who will not rest until he tracks me down!
Dorothy: Blanche, you are being ridiculous. [doorbell rings]
Blanche: [opens door to Mr. Policeman] Oh, thank God! I can't live with myself anymore. Take me.
Dorothy: Blanche!
Blanche: Dorothy, please. Stay out of this. I know what's best. Just slap the handcuffs on me. The bed's this way.
Mr. Policeman: You know what's funny? I was supposed to be Mr. Mailman today.
The Golden Girls Quotes
‘Mister Terrific’ Quotes
Quote from Dorothy
Blanche: Dorothy, can I ask you a question? What do you think I oughta do with my bed?
Dorothy: Put it in the Smithsonian, Blanche. It has more miles on it than the Spirit of St. Louis.
Quote from Dorothy
Rose: I'm nuts about that guy.
Dorothy: You'd have to be.
Rose: But, you know, it's so strange. You have no idea what it's like dating a superhero.
Dorothy: Sure I can. Why, my Stan and Superman had a lot in common. They were both faster than a speeding bullet.
Quote from Sophia
Blanche: Oh, I am exhausted. I have spent this entire day bed-shopping.
Sophia: Have you no shame?
Blanche: Bed-hopping nowadays is sexually irresponsible.
Dorothy: Not bed-hopping, Ma. Bed-shopping.
Sophia: Yeah, right. Nice cover.
Blanche: It's true. I need a new bed. My old one is falling apart. [Dorothy puts a cookie in Sophia's mouth] The prices are outrageous. The bed I wanted cost more than the original down payment on my first house.
Sophia: In Sicily, beds were dirt-cheap. Of course it was because you slept on dirt. Just an observation. If my name were Mark Twain, you'd be writing this stuff down.