Sophia Quote #784
Quote from Sophia in My Brother, My Father
Dorothy: Ma, listen, I want some answers. Now, why did you prepare my favorite meal and then invite my least favorite person to come eat it with us?
Sophia: All right. All right. I need a favor. Remember my brother Angelo? He was at your wedding.
Dorothy: He's a priest who lives in Sicily.
Sophia: He's going to Brooklyn next week to visit the family and insisted on stopping off in Miami one day to wish you two a happy 40th wedding anniversary.
Stan: Yeah, but we're not married anymore.
Sophia: Which brings me to the lasagna al forno. I want you to pretend you're still married and that we're all living here.
Stan: No, I'm sorry, Sophia. I will not take part in this. The institution of marriage is sacred.
Sophia: I'll give you 50 bucks.
Stan: Okay, I'll do it.
The Golden Girls Quotes
‘My Brother, My Father’ Quotes
Quote from Blanche
Rose: We're doing Sound of Music, and Blanche didn't get the lead.
Dorothy: Oh, I can't believe you weren't cast in the lead role. You've gotten it the past five years in a row.
Blanche: Well, they hired a new director, and he has no taste.
Rose: Blanche used to sleep with the old one. The new director's gay.
Blanche: A gay theater director. Did you ever hear of such a thing?
Dorothy: It's absolutely shocking. Next thing you know they'll have black basketball players in the NBA.
Quote from Dorothy
Angelo: Dorothy!
Dorothy: Uncle Angelo, it is so good to see you.
Angelo: Dorothy, you know something? You look more beautiful now than you did on your wedding day.
Stan: You just used up all 50 Hail Marys on that one.
Angelo: Stanley, you're still a funny guy. You got a sense of humor still, huh? He still make you laugh like he used to?
Dorothy: Well, not really. But then again, I haven't seen him naked lately.
Quote from Blanche
Blanche: I wish I'd taken my raincoat.
Dorothy: Why are you two dressed like that?
Blanche: Well, these are our costumes for the play, Dorothy. We were in the middle of dress rehearsal when they told us all to go home right away.
Rose: There's a hurricane heading for Miami.
Angelo: You know, I think I will take a slice of cake. Hello.
Dorothy: Uncle Angelo, I'd, uh, like you to meet, uh uh...
Rose: I'm Sister Rose.
Angelo: How do you do? Nice to meet you.
Blanche: I'm Sister Blanche.
Angelo: Glad to meet you.
Blanche: We're here, uh, collecting lingerie for needy sexy people.