Blanche Quote #564
Quote from Blanche in Dorothy's New Friend
Rose: I'm having second thoughts about spending another evening with Barbara Thorndyke.
Blanche: Oh, honey, I don't think it'll hurt to give her another chance. Besides, we're going to the Mortimer Club.
Rose: What's the big deal about the Mortimer Club anyway?
Blanche: Rose, the wealthiest men in Florida go there. It's always been my experience that wealthy men make the best lovers.
Rose: Is that true?
Blanche: No. But if you tell them that, sometimes they'll take you to the mall and let you use their credit card for 45 minutes.
The Golden Girls Quotes
‘Dorothy's New Friend’ Quotes
Quote from Rose
Rose: I remember when I was a little girl back in St. Olaf. There was this old lady who lived up the street. She never smiled. I mean, she always looked angry. The kids said she'd kill anyone who even stepped on her property. We called her Mean Old Lady Higgenlooper.
Blanche: Yeah, kids can be pretty cruel.
Rose: No. That was her name. Mean Old Lady Higgenlooper. She had it changed legally 'cause everybody called her that anyway.
Blanche: Then how come your name isn't Big Dummy?
Rose: Well, there were already three other people in town with that name. But that's beside the point. One day I got up the courage to go up to Mean Old Lady Higgenlooper and ask her why she always frowned. Well, she had been born with no smiling muscles. I pointed out that a frown is just a smile turned upside down. So from then on, whenever I'd go by, she'd stand on her head and wave.
Quote from Sophia
Barbara: Hi, Dorothy, Rose. I certainly hope tonight will help us forget what happened the other night.
Sophia: I already forgot what happened the other night. But then again I'm 82 years old. This morning I forgot my cat's been dead for 20 years. Which makes me wonder: Who's using the kitty litter?
Quote from Rose
Blanche: Rose, what was your first impression of me?
Rose: I thought you wore too much makeup and were a slut. ... I was wrong. You don't wear too much makeup.