Sophia Quote #711
Quote from Sophia in Three on a Couch
[flashback:]
Rose: Well, it's helping me, Sophia. What I got out of the story was that I should take a bad situation and make it better. I'm gonna tell my boss off.
Blanche: That's not quite what I got out of it. Sophia, I thought you were trying to tell me to dump my boyfriend because there's lots of pepperoni in the sea.
Sophia: Yeah, that's exactly what I was trying to tell you.
Blanche: Thank you, Sophia.
Sophia: How about you, Dorothy, did I help with your problem?
Dorothy: You sure did. I didn't know what to have for dinner. How about splitting a pepperoni pizza?
Sophia: Sure. You buying?
Dorothy: Does a pepperoni swim upstream?
Sophia: Did once. Let's go.
The Golden Girls Quotes
‘Three on a Couch’ Quotes
Quote from Sophia
Dorothy: The real problem is you, Blanche. You are selfish.
Blanche: Oh, please. Everybody says what a giving person I am.
Sophia: She's talking about when you're in an upright position.
Quote from Rose
Blanche: The point is, Rose, you do this kind of stupid thing all the time. And if you're not doing something stupid, you're saying something stupid, or wearing something stupid, or cooking something stupid.
Dr. Ashley: Rose, what do you think of Blanche saying these things?
Rose: I think she's a garconanokin.
Dr. Ashley: Well, what exactly does that mean?
Rose: Literally, it's the precise moment when dog doo turns white. But in general, it refers to the kind of person you don't wanna share your hoogencoggles with.
Dorothy: Rose, if you say one more of those stupid words, so help me-
Rose: Oh, blow it out your tubenburbles!
Quote from Blanche
Blanche: I'm Blanche Devereaux. And I know it's not pertinent at the moment, but I'm double-jointed.