Dorothy Quote #502
Quote from Dorothy in The Audit
Rose: Wait a minute, if you bought the ring back, how did you come up with the money?
Stan: Sold the Corvette.
Dorothy: You didn't.
Stan: Yeah, it was tough. I had some great times with that car, but the times I had with you were a hell of a lot more important.
Dorothy: Oh, Stanley.
Stan: I'm so sorry. Me too. [chuckling] I guess I finally became what I always feared most: Another middle-aged bald guy who drives a Toyota.
Dorothy: Oh, Stanley, this... This is the nicest thing anyone's ever done for me.
The Golden Girls Quotes
‘The Audit’ Quotes
Quote from Sophia
Dorothy: I can't believe this is happening. Our whole married life, I was so careful about money. And all the time, Stanley had his hand in the cookie jar.
Rose: In the olden days, the Vikings would cut off your hand if they caught you stealing. They'd cut out your tongue if they caught you lying. They'd cut off your feet if they caught you trespassing.
Sophia: Too bad there wasn't a Viking around when Stan knocked you up.
Quote from Sophia
Dorothy: I only have half of the 2500. And since I don't qualify for a bank loan, I'm just gonna have to sell some of my stuff.
Sophia: Hold it. No daughter of mine is selling her stuff. It's a sin, it's a crime, and let's face it, Dorothy, lately you can't give it away.
Quote from Blanche
Rose: Do you know that promotion I was up for at the counseling center? Well, I found out I can't have it unless I become bilingual.
Blanche: Oh, no, honey, don't do that. No job is worth having to date women.
Dorothy: Blanche, "bilingual" refers to a person who speaks more than one language.
Blanche: Oh! Why'd I think it was something sexual?