Dorothy Quote #501

Quote from Dorothy in The Audit

Stan: Uh, Dorothy, uh, listen. I, um, I'm really sorry about all of this. It's all my fault. Here. A little something for you.
Dorothy: My ring.
Stan: I didn't want you to sell it. Not like this.
Dorothy: How did you know?
Stan: I called while you were out. Sophia told me what happened, so I went and bought it back.
Dorothy: Stanley, you didn't have to do that.
Stan: I wanted to do it, Dorothy. Because, in spite of everything, you're still the best.

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 ‘The Audit’ Quotes

Quote from Sophia

Dorothy: I can't believe this is happening. Our whole married life, I was so careful about money. And all the time, Stanley had his hand in the cookie jar.
Rose: In the olden days, the Vikings would cut off your hand if they caught you stealing. They'd cut out your tongue if they caught you lying. They'd cut off your feet if they caught you trespassing.
Sophia: Too bad there wasn't a Viking around when Stan knocked you up.

Quote from Sophia

Dorothy: I only have half of the 2500. And since I don't qualify for a bank loan, I'm just gonna have to sell some of my stuff.
Sophia: Hold it. No daughter of mine is selling her stuff. It's a sin, it's a crime, and let's face it, Dorothy, lately you can't give it away.

Quote from Blanche

Rose: Do you know that promotion I was up for at the counseling center? Well, I found out I can't have it unless I become bilingual.
Blanche: Oh, no, honey, don't do that. No job is worth having to date women.
Dorothy: Blanche, "bilingual" refers to a person who speaks more than one language.
Blanche: Oh! Why'd I think it was something sexual?