Dorothy Quote #495
Quote from Dorothy in The Audit
Stan: Wendell, if I may call you Wendell, did I mention that I'm a member of the Rainbow Coalition?
Mr. Murray: Mr. And Mrs. Zbornak, may I remind you that as an employee of the Internal Revenue Service, it is my sole obligation to see that the government gets all the money it has coming to it?
Stan: And I'll bet you do a fine job of it.
Mr. Murray: Thank you. However, I have no personal stake in this whatsoever. Now, is that understood?
Dorothy: Oh, yes. Yes.
Stan: You bet, my man.
Mr. Murray: Then cut the crap, paisan.
The Golden Girls Quotes
‘The Audit’ Quotes
Quote from Sophia
Dorothy: I can't believe this is happening. Our whole married life, I was so careful about money. And all the time, Stanley had his hand in the cookie jar.
Rose: In the olden days, the Vikings would cut off your hand if they caught you stealing. They'd cut out your tongue if they caught you lying. They'd cut off your feet if they caught you trespassing.
Sophia: Too bad there wasn't a Viking around when Stan knocked you up.
Quote from Sophia
Dorothy: I only have half of the 2500. And since I don't qualify for a bank loan, I'm just gonna have to sell some of my stuff.
Sophia: Hold it. No daughter of mine is selling her stuff. It's a sin, it's a crime, and let's face it, Dorothy, lately you can't give it away.
Quote from Blanche
Rose: Do you know that promotion I was up for at the counseling center? Well, I found out I can't have it unless I become bilingual.
Blanche: Oh, no, honey, don't do that. No job is worth having to date women.
Dorothy: Blanche, "bilingual" refers to a person who speaks more than one language.
Blanche: Oh! Why'd I think it was something sexual?