Dorothy Quote #492
Quote from Dorothy in The Audit
Stan: How can I explain it? When I sat behind the wheel, people noticed me. People paid attention. That car was a chick magnet.
Dorothy: That is it, Stanley. That's it. Get out. Get out of my house. Get out of my life.
Stan: Dorothy, what about the audit? We can get into a lot of trouble here. We could even wind up in jail.
Dorothy: Good, good. I want you to go to jail. And I want a big bald convict named Bubba to pick you for his girlfriend.
The Golden Girls Quotes
‘The Audit’ Quotes
Quote from Sophia
Dorothy: I can't believe this is happening. Our whole married life, I was so careful about money. And all the time, Stanley had his hand in the cookie jar.
Rose: In the olden days, the Vikings would cut off your hand if they caught you stealing. They'd cut out your tongue if they caught you lying. They'd cut off your feet if they caught you trespassing.
Sophia: Too bad there wasn't a Viking around when Stan knocked you up.
Quote from Sophia
Dorothy: I only have half of the 2500. And since I don't qualify for a bank loan, I'm just gonna have to sell some of my stuff.
Sophia: Hold it. No daughter of mine is selling her stuff. It's a sin, it's a crime, and let's face it, Dorothy, lately you can't give it away.
Quote from Blanche
Rose: Do you know that promotion I was up for at the counseling center? Well, I found out I can't have it unless I become bilingual.
Blanche: Oh, no, honey, don't do that. No job is worth having to date women.
Dorothy: Blanche, "bilingual" refers to a person who speaks more than one language.
Blanche: Oh! Why'd I think it was something sexual?