Sophia Quote #672

Quote from Sophia in Brotherly Love

Dorothy: So, Ted, what brings you to Miami?
Ted: Oh, I'll grab any chance I can to spend time with the greatest guy in the world.
Stan: My kid brother still looks up to me.
Dorothy: As well he should. After all, Ted is just a doctor and a pillar of his community. While, on the other hand, you were the king of padded toilet seats.
Stan: Hey, they sold real well for a while. They even put our daughter through college.
Sophia: They got me through some tough times, too.

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