Rose Quote #1227
Quote from Rose in Brotherly Love
Blanche: Honey, have you tried drinking warm milk before going to bed?
Rose: No, I can't drink warm milk. It reminds me of the time Cousin Enoch fell into the vat of milk at the dairy.
Blanche: Goodness. Was he hurt?
Rose: Oh, no. In fact, it began the annual tradition of the St. Olaf milk diving tournament. I won three times in the low fat division. Eventually they discontinued the event when several spectators were caught dipping their Oreo cookies in the winner's swim trunks. [doorbell]
Dorothy, Blanche & Sophia: I'll get it.
The Golden Girls Quotes
‘Brotherly Love’ Quotes
Quote from Dorothy
Dorothy: Floozy.
Blanche: Tramp.
Dorothy: I? [laughing] I am a tramp? Blanche, have you heard the latest ad campaigns? Join the Navy, see the world, sleep with Blanche Devereaux? Join the Army, be all you can be, and sleep with Blanche Devereaux? The Marines are looking for a few good men who have not slept with Blanche Devereaux.
Quote from Rose
Rose: I can't sleep.
Blanche: Try counting sheep.
Rose: I can't count sheep, I'm allergic to wool. I got to 23 and I broke out in hives. That's when I started counting the members of the Jackson family. Michael, Janet, LaToya, Tito,
Blanche: Rose!
Rose: And then there's Stonewall Jackson but I don't remember him on the Victory Tour.
Quote from Dorothy
Dorothy: Ted, what a surprise!
Ted: It's great to see you again.
Stan: What about me, babe?
Dorothy: Go hug a landmine.