Blanche: Honey, have you tried drinking warm milk before going to bed?
Rose: No, I can't drink warm milk. It reminds me of the time Cousin Enoch fell into the vat of milk at the dairy.
Blanche: Goodness. Was he hurt?
Rose: Oh, no. In fact, it began the annual tradition of the St. Olaf milk diving tournament. I won three times in the low fat division. Eventually they discontinued the event when several spectators were caught dipping their Oreo cookies in the winner's swim trunks. [doorbell]
Dorothy, Blanche & Sophia: I'll get it.