Sophia Quote #607
Quote from Sophia in One for the Money
[flashback:]
Dorothy: Ma, I need to ask you a favor. Uh, I wanna get a part-time job and I was wondering if you could watch the kids two days a week.
Sophia: Stan lost his job. I told you that yutz is a deadbeat.
Dorothy: Stan did not lose his job.
Sophia: His job, he could afford to lose. A novelty salesman. The novelty would be if he made a sale.
Salvadore: [o.s.] Don't listen to your mother. There's a big market for novelties. That plastic dog doo we snuck into Charlie Nadell's lunch pail, was a scream. I'll bet his cocker spaniel will catch hell for that tonight.
Sophia: Lucky me. I'm married to the Noel Coward of Canarsie.
The Golden Girls Quotes
‘One for the Money’ Quotes
Quote from Dorothy
[flashback:]
Rose: Let me give you a little friendly advice. You're wasting your time. 'Cause that thousand dollar prize is gonna be mine. When I was younger, I was known as the dancing fool.
Dorothy: How old were you when they dropped the "dancing" part?
Quote from Rose
[flashback:]
Dorothy: You know what your problem is? You can't stand a little competition. which is why you tried to keep this a secret.
Blanche: Well, I notice you're here too, Dorothy. So you tried to keep it a secret from me.
Rose: Hi, girls.
Dorothy: Et tu, Judas?
Rose: No, it's me, Rose.
Quote from Sophia
Sophia: Don't say no, just hear me out. Do you think I'm cute?
Dorothy: Oh, Ma.
Sophia: Just answer.
Dorothy: Yes, Ma, I think you're cute.
Sophia: Would you say cute verging on adorable?
Blanche: Sophia, what's this all about?
Sophia: Just picture my face on this jar filled with my tomato sauce. We could put Paul Newman out of business.
Dorothy: Ma, if you had your choice of a spaghetti sauce with your picture on it or Paul Newman's picture on it, which would you choose?
Sophia: Back to square one.