Sophia Quote #599
Quote from Sophia in One for the Money
[flashback:]
Dorothy: Girls, this time I think we have really hit the jackpot.
Blanche: Oh, me too. This wedding consulting business is the smartest thing we've ever done.
Rose: I don't know. I'm a little nervous about tomorrow. I've never cooked for 300 people.
Sophia: Please, in Sicily, we did it all the time. And we didn't have the modern conveniences you have today. We had to slaughter our own meat, prepare our own seasonings, and, if the food wasn't perfect, after cappuccino, they shot the cook.
Dorothy: Ma, you're making that up.
Sophia: No, I'm not. Why do you think there are only two guys from Italy?
The Golden Girls Quotes
‘One for the Money’ Quotes
Quote from Dorothy
[flashback:]
Rose: Let me give you a little friendly advice. You're wasting your time. 'Cause that thousand dollar prize is gonna be mine. When I was younger, I was known as the dancing fool.
Dorothy: How old were you when they dropped the "dancing" part?
Quote from Rose
[flashback:]
Dorothy: You know what your problem is? You can't stand a little competition. which is why you tried to keep this a secret.
Blanche: Well, I notice you're here too, Dorothy. So you tried to keep it a secret from me.
Rose: Hi, girls.
Dorothy: Et tu, Judas?
Rose: No, it's me, Rose.
Quote from Sophia
Sophia: Don't say no, just hear me out. Do you think I'm cute?
Dorothy: Oh, Ma.
Sophia: Just answer.
Dorothy: Yes, Ma, I think you're cute.
Sophia: Would you say cute verging on adorable?
Blanche: Sophia, what's this all about?
Sophia: Just picture my face on this jar filled with my tomato sauce. We could put Paul Newman out of business.
Dorothy: Ma, if you had your choice of a spaghetti sauce with your picture on it or Paul Newman's picture on it, which would you choose?
Sophia: Back to square one.