Sophia Quote #172
Quote from Sophia in In a Bed of Rose's
Sophia: There's a man in your bed.
Rose: Oh, Sophia, there's not.
Blanche: Why, you devil, you.
Dorothy: So that was what we heard, Rose!
Blanche: Rose got lucky.
Sophia: Not so lucky. The man in your bed is dead.
Rose: What?
Sophia: Dead.
Rose: Oh, Sophia. He's not dead. I was just in there.
Sophia: So was I. I went to put back your laundry. I see there's a man in the bed, so I introduce myself, but he doesn't answer. He's dead.
Rose: He-He's shy. He's very shy.
Blanche: Didn't sound so shy last night.
Sophia: OK, fine, let a dead guy lie there. It's gonna be 98 degrees today. It won't be pretty.
The Golden Girls Quotes
‘In a Bed of Rose's’ Quotes
Quote from Sophia
Blanche: All right, now, Rose, go on. I don't want dead people in my house.
Dorothy: People, we are talking about one man, who is probably sleeping.
Sophia: You don't think I can recognize death? I lived in a retirement home. Death visited more often than children.
Quote from Blanche
Rose: Well, I've never had to do this before, tell a wife that her husband's been cheating on her with me. That's the hardest thing to tell anybody.
Blanche: Oh, no, it's not. How about having to tell a pregnant woman that her husband's been cheating on her with her own sister and you're the sister and you're pregnant, too by her husband.
Dorothy: You didn't!
Blanche: Not me! Last night on Dallas. Or Dynasty. Or Falcon's Landing. Or one of those. They're all the same.
Rose: Oh, I thought you were the one.
Blanche: Oh, please. I could never do anything like that. If you saw my brother-in-law, you'd know why.
Quote from Sophia
Rose: Oh, poor Al, and he just got a hair transplant.
Blanche: Here's a Beatty in Boca Raton. It's the only one.
Rose: And somebody told me he just bought a farm. Oh, my God. What'll I say to her?
Sophia: That he died in the bed of an idiot.