Dorothy Quote #862
Quote from Dorothy in Have Yourself a Very Little Christmas
Stan: But, Dorothy, it's different this time. Sure, sure, I've scraped the bottom of the barrel before, but this time I don't even have a barrel!
Dorothy: Oh, Stan, will you stop whining? It's pathetic.
Stan: That's the most effective way to whine. All I need is a few bucks, just a little seed money.
Dorothy: OK, OK. Here, here. Stan, take it.
Stan: Attagirl. To show you how much I love you, I'm not even going to count it.
Dorothy: I hate you, Stanley. You are the lowest.
Stan: I'm sorry, Dorothy, if I am no longer the man you divorced.
Dorothy: So am I.
Stan: I'd love to stick around and be belittled-
Dorothy: Fine, fine. You've eaten. Go somewhere else and wallow.
Stan: You better be careful, Dorothy. You're not the only ex-wife I have.
Dorothy: Then why do you keep bothering me?
Stan: You're the only one who answers the door.
The Golden Girls Quotes
‘Have Yourself a Very Little Christmas’ Quotes
Quote from Rose
Rose: I sure miss a traditional St. Olaf Christmas.
Dorothy: Excuse me, Rose, do we have time to run out and get hit by a bus?
Rose: First there'd be the Christmas pageant, with the shepherds and the angels and the two wise men.
Blanche: There were three wise men, Rose.
Rose: Not in St. Olaf. Then we'd all go down to the town square and try to form a circle. And then we'd all go home and smoke kippers.
Blanche: Why, Rose?
Rose: Because it's the best way to get your house to smell like kippers. And then in keeping with the spirit of Christmas, it was traditional to let all the animals sleep inside that night. And then, the next morning, the rumors would start. And they'd continue until New Year's, and we'd all make resolutions that it would never happen again. But then, the next year, all it took was a little eggnog and one wise guy saying, "What the hell! It's Christmas."
Quote from Rose
Reverend Avery: Well, before we open the doors, I just wanna thank you all for taking time away from your own Christmas to provide Christmas for some that are less fortunate. We promise to turn away no one, remembering how Mary and Joseph were turned away at the inn.
Rose: Reverend Avery, it's always puzzled me, why didn't Mary and Joseph call ahead for reservations? Surely they must have realized how impossible it is to get a hotel room during the Christmas season?
Reverend Avery: I guess that's one for the theologians, Rose.
Quote from Sophia
Sophia: It's a nightmare. We've been visited by the yutz of Christmas past.