Stan: But, Dorothy, it's different this time. Sure, sure, I've scraped the bottom of the barrel before, but this time I don't even have a barrel!
Dorothy: Oh, Stan, will you stop whining? It's pathetic.
Stan: That's the most effective way to whine. All I need is a few bucks, just a little seed money.
Dorothy: OK, OK. Here, here. Stan, take it.
Stan: Attagirl. To show you how much I love you, I'm not even going to count it.
Dorothy: I hate you, Stanley. You are the lowest.
Stan: I'm sorry, Dorothy, if I am no longer the man you divorced.
Dorothy: So am I.
Stan: I'd love to stick around and be belittled-
Dorothy: Fine, fine. You've eaten. Go somewhere else and wallow.
Stan: You better be careful, Dorothy. You're not the only ex-wife I have.
Dorothy: Then why do you keep bothering me?
Stan: You're the only one who answers the door.