Dorothy Quote #767
Quote from Dorothy in Rites of Spring
[flashback:]
Sophia: Oh, really, Ramdas? If it's all so easy, let's hear you answer this question. "Describe your best friend."
Blanche: Oh, Dorothy, that's a really good question.
Rose: Oh, yes, and I'd love to hear the answer.
Dorothy: Well, my best friend is a woman, someone I have a great deal in common with.
Blanche: Is she pretty?
Dorothy: Yes, she's attractive.
Rose: Attractive as in wholesome?
Blanche: Or attractive as in drop-dead stunningly gorgeous?
Dorothy: Attractive as in attractive.
Blanche: All right. What else?
Dorothy: She's someone I share my innermost secrets with in strictest confidence.
Rose: You mean like the time you told me you borrowed Blanche's car, dented it, and said the bag boy at the grocery store did it?
Dorothy: That's not a secret. I just forgot to mention it.
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‘Rites of Spring’ Quotes
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Blanche: Dorothy, do you realize it's only two weeks till Phyllis's Memorial Day beach party? That means there's only two weeks till we have to get back into bathing suits again. Well, I just slipped into last year's bikini and I think I look pretty good, but you give me your honest advice. Can I still pull it off?
Dorothy: Right now I'd be surprised if you could cut if off.
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Sophia: This cake is guaranteed to make me gain back that pound.
Dorothy: Ma, all this eating you're doing is ridiculous. Now, I am sure you are already back up to 99lbs.
Sophia: We'll see. Wrong again, Kreskin. Still 98.
Blanche: 98 pounds. I can't remember the last time I weighed 98. Probably college.
Dorothy: Where'd you go to college, Blanche? The University of Jupiter?
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[flashback:]
Yvonne: And stretch. Legs wider.
Dorothy: Oh, ow. That hurts.
Blanche: I'm not having any trouble.
Dorothy: Why is it that doesn't surprise me?