[flashback:]
Sophia: Oh, really, Ramdas? If it's all so easy, let's hear you answer this question. "Describe your best friend."
Blanche: Oh, Dorothy, that's a really good question.
Rose: Oh, yes, and I'd love to hear the answer.
Dorothy: Well, my best friend is a woman, someone I have a great deal in common with.
Blanche: Is she pretty?
Dorothy: Yes, she's attractive.
Rose: Attractive as in wholesome?
Blanche: Or attractive as in drop-dead stunningly gorgeous?
Dorothy: Attractive as in attractive.
Blanche: All right. What else?
Dorothy: She's someone I share my innermost secrets with in strictest confidence.
Rose: You mean like the time you told me you borrowed Blanche's car, dented it, and said the bag boy at the grocery store did it?
Dorothy: That's not a secret. I just forgot to mention it.