Dorothy Quote #50

Quote from Dorothy in On Golden Girls

David: I gotta go.
Dorothy: So you're just gonna wimp out, huh?
David: I'm not wimping out.
Dorothy: What do you call this?
David: Why should I stay here when I got all this crappy stuff to do? And no one likes me anyway.
Dorothy: You know, first of all, buddy boy, life is full of crappy stuff to do. It's everywhere, so you better get used to it. The President has crappy stuff to do. Second of all, your grandmother happens to like you. My mother likes you. She doesn't hit anyone unless she really cares. Take it from me. And I happen to like you.
David: My life stinks.
Dorothy: I know. Things are tough at home and that really does stink. But you have a choice. You can tough it out or you can let it beat you. But right now you're here, and this doesn't have to stink. And if you stay and work at it and everything turns out, you'll have a place to visit when the things at home really get to stink.
David: I just can't, like, come here whenever.
Dorothy: You can just, like, come here whenever.
David: Well, I don't mind the gardening. But it's, like, the vacuuming I hate. That's, like, for girls.
Dorothy: Well, we can renegotiate. I'll do the vacuuming if you'II, like, uh, learn English.

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 ‘On Golden Girls’ Quotes

Quote from Rose

Rose: My father used to punish us by sending us to the dairy barn to milk Alice.
Dorothy: Well, what's so terrible about that?
Rose: You had to milk Alice sitting on a stool.
Blanche: I thought you always milked a cow sitting on a stool.
Rose: No, no. Alice had to sit on a stool. You see, she was involved in this nasty plowing accident. It was during spring planting and Daddy had hitched her up to the plow 'cause poor old Toby had gotten a fever and gone deaf-
Dorothy: Rose, Rose, Rose. Sweetheart, save the story. When David comes back, tell him. That can be his punishment.

Quote from Sophia

Rose: How is it possible to get pregnant in Sicily just by crossing the street?
Sophia: Cheap Chianti and narrow streets.

Quote from Sophia

Blanche: Well, I don't believe that! But then what can I expect? His father's a Yankee. I guess I should've given him some money.
Sophia: You should've given him a smack.
Dorothy: Ma.
Blanche: I don't believe in hitting children.
Sophia: Personally, I like to lay into a kid with a melon baller. It's got a nice weight, good balance in the hand. And it's portable.