Quote from Blanche in Ebbtide VI: The Wrath of Stan
Blanche: Well, Dorothy Zbornak, now, shame on you. She is your mother. She's 85-years-old and she wants a new pair of shoes. How many more chances do you think you're gonna have to buy her shoes? Oh, what I would give to be able to buy my mother shoes one more time. Dorothy: You wanna take her? Blanche: Screw that, she's your mother.