Quote from Blanche in Dateline: Miami
[flashback:] Bob: Actually, my brother Arnie dragged me out tonight. This is my first date. Blanche: You mean, your first date ever? Bob: That's right. I've never been with a woman. Well, not in the biblical sense. Whoops, there I go again. You can take the boy out of the seminary... Blanche: Let me get this straight. Um... You've never... Never, ever? Bob: Not once. Blanche: Have you even thought about it? Bob: Only all the time. To be honest, I've never even seen a naked lady. Blanche: So what we're saying here is, you're a virgin? Bob: A virgin. Blanche: Oh, God. This brings out the artist in me.