Blanche Quote #1201
Quote from Blanche in Dateline: Miami
[flashback:]
Bob: Actually, my brother Arnie dragged me out tonight. This is my first date.
Blanche: You mean, your first date ever?
Bob: That's right. I've never been with a woman. Well, not in the biblical sense. Whoops, there I go again. You can take the boy out of the seminary...
Blanche: Let me get this straight. Um... You've never... Never, ever?
Bob: Not once.
Blanche: Have you even thought about it?
Bob: Only all the time. To be honest, I've never even seen a naked lady.
Blanche: So what we're saying here is, you're a virgin?
Bob: A virgin.
Blanche: Oh, God. This brings out the artist in me.
The Golden Girls Quotes
‘Dateline: Miami’ Quotes
Quote from Blanche
[flashback:]
Rose: How could you do this to me, Blanche? You knew I wanted to spend tonight alone.
Blanche: Rose, nobody who says they want to be alone on New Year's Eve ever really means it.
Rose: I did.
Blanche: Well, you're a freak. Besides, it's bad luck if you don't get kissed at midnight. Why, my New Year's Eve kiss is the most important one of the whole year. It sets the tone for the next 365 days. One year, I didn't get kissed at midnight on New Year's Eve, I didn't get lucky till after the Orange Bowl.
Quote from Blanche
[flashback:]
Rose: Well, if being kissed is all you care about, why didn't you just stay at the Rusty Anchor?
Blanche: Oh, it was too crowded.
Rose: They threw you out again, didn't they?
Blanche: Like I'm the only person who ever mixed a margarita in a sailor's mouth.
Quote from Blanche
Blanche: Oh, good God. Dorothy Zbornak has a date on a Saturday night and Blanche Devereaux does not? That sounds like an idea for a Stephen King book.