Quote from Sophia in Even Grandmas Get the Blues
Sophia: Hold it, Dorothy. Not stay for dinner? Not stay for the sauce? Miss the whole festival? Where's your sense of family, your sense of tradition? Dorothy: Ma, it's just that I want to be around my intellectual peers. Sophia: I got bad news for you, Pussycat. You are. I made up your IQ. Dorothy: I wasn't the brightest kid in Brooklyn? Sophia: So I lied. Did it help you get along with your honors class? Dorothy: Yes, but Ma, you lied to me. Sophia: Tooth Fairy, Santa Claus, Easter Bunny. I've been messin' with your head for over 60 years.