Sophia Quote #1795
Quote from Sophia in Even Grandmas Get the Blues
Sophia: Hold it, Dorothy. Not stay for dinner? Not stay for the sauce? Miss the whole festival? Where's your sense of family, your sense of tradition?
Dorothy: Ma, it's just that I want to be around my intellectual peers.
Sophia: I got bad news for you, Pussycat. You are. I made up your IQ.
Dorothy: I wasn't the brightest kid in Brooklyn?
Sophia: So I lied. Did it help you get along with your honors class?
Dorothy: Yes, but Ma, you lied to me.
Sophia: Tooth Fairy, Santa Claus, Easter Bunny. I've been messin' with your head for over 60 years.
The Golden Girls Quotes
‘Even Grandmas Get the Blues’ Quotes
Quote from Rose
Rose: Oh, good, you're home for the Festival of the Dancing Virgins. The sauce is almost ready.
Dorothy: I'm not staying for dinner tonight. There's a meeting at Mensa. That's the organization for people with high IQs like mine.
Rose: You know, in St. Olaf we had a chapter of Mensa, and across the room was Girlsa. No, wait, those were the bathrooms at St. Olaf's only Italian restaurant.
Quote from Blanche
Sophia: What's with this guy? He must be blind as a bat.
Blanche: There are lots of ways you can trick a man into thinkin' you're younger than you really are. You wear sunglasses, put on a little extra makeup, go to dimly lit restaurants.
Rose: We've all done that.
Blanche: Fly to Nevada to get a fake birth certificate. Have a phony high school yearbook printed up. Change the dates on your parents' graves.
Dorothy: We've all done that.
Quote from Rose
Blanche: If I go back now and tell him the truth, he'll think I'm a liar.
Rose: Oh, what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to tell a fib.