Quote from Dorothy in The Impotence of Being Ernest
Dorothy: I remember when Stanley and I were going through this. We tried everything. Relaxation techniques, hypnosis I fed the man so many oysters, when he passed a kidney stone, I had it appraised. I mean, this went on for two years before he found a cure. Rose: What was it? Dorothy: A blonde stewardess with a butt that would have made Gandhi throw in the towel.