Dorothy Quote #708

Quote from Dorothy in The Impotence of Being Ernest

Dorothy: I remember when Stanley and I were going through this. We tried everything. Relaxation techniques, hypnosis I fed the man so many oysters, when he passed a kidney stone, I had it appraised. I mean, this went on for two years before he found a cure.
Rose: What was it?
Dorothy: A blonde stewardess with a butt that would have made Gandhi throw in the towel.

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 ‘The Impotence of Being Ernest’ Quotes

Quote from Rose

Ernie: How's your souffle, Rose?
Rose: Delicious. I never did get the hang of making these. Boy, there is nothing more frustrating than waiting for one of these suckers to rise and it just won't. ... That's no reflection on you, Ernie.

Quote from Blanche

Blanche: Well, Rose has a date and I don't. What are the odds of something like this happening? There's probably a better chance of getting struck by lightning in a house you won from Ed McMahon.

Quote from Rose

Rose: If you ask me, people rely too much on sex in relationships, anyway.
Ernie: You're right. I mean, what is sex, after all?
Rose: Two clunky old bodies thrashing around against each other. Like animals.
Ernie: You get all sweaty and flushed.
Rose: Your hair gets mussed.
Ernie: You lose your breath.
Rose: You lose your earrings.
Ernie: Your mouth waters.
Rose: Your nose runs.
Ernie: Your heart races.
Rose: Your blood races.
Ernie: Rose.
Rose: Say it, Ernie.
Ernie: It's time, Rose.
Rose: Check, please!