Mr. Murray: Good afternoon. My name is Wendell Murray. I'll be conducting your audit today.
Dorothy: Nice to meet you. I'm Dorothy Zbornak. This is my ex-husband, Stanley.
Stan: Wendell. [removing his wig] Paisan.
Dorothy: We're going to jail.
Mr. Murray: What did you call me?
Dorothy: Before he answers that, let me reiterate, we are bitterly divorced.
Stan: Relax, Dorothy. Wendell, I called you "paisan." Friend, brother of the scalp. Because if I may get philosophical for just one moment, I've always believed we bald men are like any other minority. That's why we have to stick together.
Mr. Murray: Who you calling bald?
Dorothy: Nobody, nobody. Just shut up and put your hair on.