Beverly Quote #834
Quote from Beverly in The Opportunity of a Lifetime
Adam: Hey, Mama. Those vanilla-chunk cookies smell amazing.
Beverly: You know what else is an amazing vanilla chunk? You.
Barry: [chuckles] Not on my watch.
Beverly: Barry, no. This neck nuzzle is for Adam.
Barry: Well, you have no choice but to nuzzle my neck instead.
Beverly: Well, that's an unexpected win-win.
Barry: Aah! Don't doubt yourself, Barry. Do it for the Phillies. This is so worth it.
Beverly: [laughs] This really is!
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘The Opportunity of a Lifetime’ Quotes
Quote from Barry
Beverly: I just- I wanted to tell Barry, uh, [quietly] don't pitch.
Barry: Did you just call me a "dumb bitch"?
Beverly: No, I said "don't pitch."
Barry: What? That's even worse!
Quote from Barry
Beverly: Look, I spoke to Coach Mellor. He said the most likely outcome here is that you'll be a city-wide pariah.
Barry: [gasps] The fish that have teeth? Yes! They're the sharks of the river.
Beverly: Not "piranha," Barry. I'm saying you'll be a laughingstock.
Quote from Barry
Barry: Lucky, Adam, thank you for joining me. Today, Big Tasty wins the most coveted prize in AM radio.
Adam: You do realize these are virtually impossible to win, right?
Barry: Not when you invented a top-secret formula that guarantees me to be the 100th caller.
Adam: Seriously? How?
Barry: Two words, Math matics.
Radio Announcer: [v.o.] Just hit caller 85. So close.
Barry: It's 1.7 seconds per call, so if I multiply the amount of callers by the rate of calls, then I dial them up in exactly-
Radio Announcer: [v.o.] Dial right now! Don't wait another second!
Barry: 37 minutes.
Adam: Yeah, that's not right.
Radio Announcer: [v.o.] Just hit caller 90.
Adam: You should call right now!
Barry: You dare question my Texas Instruments?! It's from Texas. That's where NASA is, bro!