Barry Quote #379

Quote from Barry in 12 Tapes for a Penny

Barry: Come on, Dad. You're Bill's best friend. Just talk to him for me.
Murray: Talk? We mostly sit in comfortable silence and drink.
Barry: You never once told him how cool or funny or athletic I am?
Murray: You know, it's never come up, and I don't think it ever will.
Barry: Can you at least tell him how good I am at getting all the shampoo out of my hair in the shower?
Murray: As a favor to you, no.
Barry: Did you tell him how I can palm a volleyball?
Murray: No, 'cause you can't do it consistently.
Barry: Tell him how good I am at all-you-can-eat shrimp. That red lobster hates me. Tell him.

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Pops: I saw nothing.
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