Geoff Quote #440
Quote from Geoff in The Better Annie
Pop-Pop: I want to feel wanted. H... How do you do it?
Geoff: What do you mean?
Pop-Pop: I mean, you're just as unnecessary as I am, but no one seems to want you gone.
Geoff: Again, I'm Erica's husband and the father to Beverly's only grandchild.
Pop-Pop: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't need the complete works of Josh Schwab.
Geoff: That's not my name, but close enough for me to appreciate the effort.
Pop-Pop: Come on, spill it. How come they're not high-fiving over the idea of you leaving?
Geoff: I guess it's because I'm kind and respectful and super helpful around the house.
Pop-Pop: Josh, you're a genius.
Geoff: I am neither of those things.
Pop-Pop: You're gonna teach me to be a helpful schmuck like you so I can fool those idiots into letting me stay.
Geoff: [sighs] Josh Schwab, what have you gotten yourself into?
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘The Better Annie’ Quotes
Quote from Barry
Pop-Pop: What are you watching anyway that's so important?
Adam: Little House on the Prairie. It's just like the video game Oregon Trail, but with Michael Landon.
Barry: I would've dominated in olden times. I'd tame a buffalo and make fire from dirt.
Adam: Please, you'd be lucky if mountain fever took you. Most likely, you'd be kicked in the head by your own horse.
Barry: Nah. I'd befriend a coyote and ride it to the nearest gold mine.
Quote from Barry
Adult Adam: [v.o.] And thanks to my tutoring and her natural charm, I was hoping she'd be a hit. First up was Barry.
Carmen: [reads card] Um, I love how jacked and Chuck Norris-like your body is.
Barry: What a wonderful and accurate hello. Adam, don't let this one get away.
Quote from Barry
Geoff: Wasn't Erica amazing?
Barry: Totally, that's why we're here. To support her and for no other reason.
[Adam and Barry laugh as Erica walks out in her Daddy Warbucks costume, including a bald cap]
Erica: Geoff, I told you not to bring them here.
Adam: But your performance was so... hairless. [Barry chuckles]
Geoff: Fearless! He said fearless.
Barry: Yep, it was truly bald.
Geoff: Bold! He meant to say bold.
Barry: Like your silly head. [laughs]
Geoff: I really shouldn't have brought you here.
Barry: You blew it again, Geoff.