Mr. Glascott Quote #127
Quote from Mr. Glascott in Man of the House
Adam: This is about something very different... Barry.
Mr. Glascott: Ooh. Family intrigue. Dish the dirt, you sassy hen.
Adam: Okay, I guess. In the wake of my dad's passing, Barry's trying to fill his shoes... Metaphorically, of course. In reality, my dad's shoes were disgusting, as they housed his feet.
Mr. Glascott: He once stole my newspaper barefoot, so I know. And exactly what is Barry doing?
Adam: Well, for one, he keeps trying to spend time with me because he knows I miss my girlfriend.
Mr. Glascott: How dare he!
Adam: Yeah.
Mr. Glascott: Wait, that sounds surprisingly evolved. If your brother Barry, who has historically been a buffoon, is stepping up in a kind way, I say let him.
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Beverly: Oh, damn it, I forgot the ice. Ohh. It was the one task Murray used to do when we had people over.
Essie Karp: I'm surprised he did one. [Virginia snickers]
Beverly: And your husband's Bob [bleep] Vila? Show some respect, Essie.
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Beverly: I'm the grandma. I know it's confusing 'cause I look so young.
Erica: I think they get it.
Beverly: I made her, and she's making the baby. We're like those Russian nesting dolls, but with real people. [chuckles] And I'm the biggest doll.
Erica: I guess I'm the sad middle doll.
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Beverly: It's gonna be the biggest, bestest baby shower of all time.
Erica: Baby shower? But we've already had two of those.
Beverly: And it's all for you.
Erica: It doesn't seem like it's for me.
Beverly: Oh, because it's not. I am talking to your baby. [chuckles] Hello, my yummy in the tummy. You're still cooking in the oven, but when you pop out, I'm gonna be the first person you see, and I'm gonna bring a spoon so I can gobble you up!
Erica: And I'm bringing a delivery room door that locks.
Beverly: Shh, shh, shh. The baby's trying to tell me something. What's that? [gasps] And you're my best friend. [chuckles]