Beverly Quote #1564

Quote from Beverly in Sunday Chow-Fun Day

Beverly: [microphone feedback] Treasured students, distinguished faculty, Brea...
Brea: Hard not to feel singled out by that.
Beverly: ...as your Quaker Warden, we have laughed together, cried together, and grown together. But as all good things must come to an end, so, too, must this.
Mr. Glascott: Where is this going?
Beverly: Which is why the end of this academic year will mark the end of my tenure as your Quaker Warden.
Mr. Woodburn: Am I dreaming? I don't think I'm dreaming, 'cause I'm not naked.
Beverly: Sadly, Dale, it's not a dream. Hit it, kids.
Choir: [sings] # I guess I thought you'd be here forever # Another illusion I chose to create # You don't know what you've got # Until it's gone # And I found out # A little too late # Now, being without you # Takes a lot of getting used to # Should learn to live with it
Beverly: [sings] # But I don't want to #
Choir: [sings] # Being without you # Is all a big mistake # Instead of getting easier # It's the hardest thing to take # I'm addicted to you, babe #
Beverly: [crying and singing] # You're a hard habit to break # [light applause] [talks] I want to thank you all for giving me the opportunity to serve you, especially my partner in crime, Principal Earl Ball. Look at him smiling bravely over there. Stay strong, Earl.
Principal Ball: Will do.

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 ‘Sunday Chow-Fun Day’ Quotes

Quote from Beverly

Beverly: I heard you've been spending Sundays with the Schwartzes. And I wanted to grab a day, so say hello to Tuesdays with my Schmoos Day.
Geoff: Ooh! What fun wordplay. And by the heat of Erica's glare, I'm disengaging now.
Beverly: Then it's Momtober Fest, a 31-day celebration of my affection for you.
Erica: I'm gonna be out of town all of Momtober.
Geoff: What?
Erica: [clears throat] Yeah.
Beverly: You can't say no to Friday Fry Day, where I will deep-fry anything you want.
Erica: Hear my word. No.
Geoff: Even vegetables?

Quote from Barry

Adult Adam: [v.o.] And then "Fix Lou's reading glasses." Finally, "Change light bulb in fridge."
Barry: Why does he need a new bulb? I can see in here just fine. Whoa! They're bananas-in-the-fridge people.

Quote from Dave Kim

Adam: [to Principal Ball] I did you a solid, and now my college experience is gonna eat turds.
Dave Kim: I probably won't even go anymore. I'll just join my cousin selling junk bonds. Sure, I'll have a white leather couch and a doorman that high-fives me and says, "D.K. in the house!" But it's not college!