Geoff Quote #353
Quote from Geoff in School-ercise
Adult Adam: [v.o.] And so Geoff harnessed his inner Barry.
Dr. Solit: Gentlemen, while the internship is mostly clerical, I expect you to have basic knowledge of medicine at your fingertips.
Geoff: My fingers are jacked. Surgeon's hands, yo! Playing God with my mitts!
Dr. Solit: O-kay. Mr. Goldberg, question... What are red blood cells shaped like?
Geoff: [interrupts] Doughnuts! They're shaped like doughnuts. [chuckles] Cream-filled. Maple bacon. Glazed. Cake for breakfast, y'all.
Dr. Solit: Huh.
Barry: [quietly] What are you doing?
Dr. Solit: While that is basically correct, I have to say the ensuing outburst was embarrassing, at best.
Geoff: You said best. And that's what I am. Buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-best!
Dr. Solit: I'm just gonna continue heading this way.
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘School-ercise’ Quotes
Quote from Adam
Adam: Adam: Wow. You look like Alyssa Milano in Teen Steam. I only know that because Barry rented it. We watched it in dead silence and went our separate ways.
Brea: Ignoring all that. Your mom is teaching during lunch since the other class filled up.
Adam: Neat. Now none of my peers have to miss out on watching her glisten like Kathleen Turner in the erotic thriller Body Heat. Barry rented that, too.
Quote from Mr. Glascott
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Back in the '80s, everyone was getting physical. Walks were powered, bodies were Jaked, and Richard Simmons made sure oldies were sweated to. No one liked moving their body more than my mom.
Beverly: [gasps] Thank you, Richard Simmons. Your naggy nudginess continues to challenge and inspire.
Mr. Glascott: Is it weird that it's his job to constantly work out, but yet his body looks like mine after Thanksgiving?
Beverly: He is ripped and shredded with enthusiasm.
Mr. Glascott: You're just defending him because you share the same tank-top glitter-er.
Beverly: I wish. All my sparkle comes from these hands.
Mr. Glascott: And that smile. [chuckles] I have an adult friend!
Quote from Mr. Glascott
Adam: Who's ready for the best news in the world?
Mr. Glascott: Did Giuseppe's change their policy and are now accepting parties of one? New Year's Eve, here I come.
Adam: No, and wow.