Dave Kim Quote #105
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Barry was right. I was the king of big, apologetic gestures.
Dave Kim: The Say Anything boombox? I'm turning on the sprinklers!
Adam: Aw, geez! [trips] Ohh!
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Problem was, Dave Kim knew all my moves.
Dave Kim: Sappy montage of all our greatest moments, some in shameless slow-motion, set to an emotionally manipulative song?
Adult Adam: [v.o.] So I pulled out my biggest weapon.
Adam: Okay, okay! Here he comes!
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Not even Dave Kim could resist a giant musical number.
Adam: A-one and a-two...
Dave Kim: Stop! Nobody dance!
Adam: But we have a humongous choreographed musical number set to the song "Friends" by rap-pop duo Whodini.
Dave Kim: You don't get it. The only reason I even chose NYU was because you were going to be there. But after what you did, we are no longer friends, and we never will be.
Quote from Barry
Dave Kim: What the actual [bleep]?!
Barry: Eddie Murphy words!
Dave Kim: You guys convinced your brother not to live with me next year.
Barry: We have absolutely no idea what you're talking about, Dave Kim.
Erica: I think that you should examine the possibility that Adam despises you.
Adam: [scoffs] No, no, no, no. It's just a personal whim.
Dave Kim: A "personal whim," you say? So this carelessly-placed chalkboard wouldn't happen to include a detailed list that led Adam to his ill-fated decision?
Barry: Merely a simple chalkboard for playing Hangman and other games I can't think of right now. [Dave Kim flips the chalkboard over] Whoa! That thing flips? I've been turning it longwise.
Quote from Dave Kim
Dave Kim: "Reasons Not To Live With DK." Unbelievable!
Adam: Well, you don't know. [chuckles] "DK" could stand for Donna Karan. Or Donkey Kong.
Dave Kim: Turtlenecks! Bowl cut! My profound sleep apnea?! Only you and Dave Kim's mom know about that!
Erica: So we're trying to help our little brother not be a social disaster before he even starts college. It's not personal. Sorta.
Dave Kim: [scoffs, chuckles] You're gonna go there? Because you're just a married lady who can't sing. Drop out of another school, why don't you?! Because your best years are behind you!
Barry: Ha! He got you bad.
Dave Kim: And you. With your stupid fingers and gross shirts and fake bravado masking colossal insecurity. You're a buffoon who can't rap, runs weird, and no one likes you!
Barry: What are these words?!
Adam: Let's just take a beat.
Dave Kim: You're the worst of all. 'Cause you listened to them. Unum-dip-shnee-[whistles]-vici-ate-you-hay.
Erica: What'd he say?
Adam: Horrible, horrible things.
Barry: [after writing "Mean!" on the chalkboard] Mean.
Quote from Adam
Beverly: Boys, catch Vic up on Dynasty in the next seconds.
Barry: Buckle up! Low-born nobody Krystle marries silver fox oil baron Blake Carrington.
Adam: Nick blames Blake for his brother's su1c1de in an Iraqi prison, but, really, he just wants to seduce his daughter.
Barry: Turns out, Fallon is alive, but she has amnesia!
Adam: She goes by Randall Adams now.
Barry: Blake and Nick fight on a mountain, Blake falls off a pony, and totally dies.
Adam: Cecil and Alexis are all... [smooching]
Adam: But then he has a heart attack, and he's all, "Ohh!"
Barry: Turns out, Liam is alive, but he has amnesia!
Both: Krystle and Alexis fight before the Black and White Ball.
Barry: ... on a mountain. Krystle and Alexis fight in a mudslide.
Adam: Krystle and Alexis fight in a parlor. And then they find out they're all cousins.