Adam Quote #1338
Quote from Adam in An Itch Like No Other
Adam: I get that you have constant issues with everybody, but why am I here?
Beverly: Just need a little cover story to get us inside.
Adam: Any chance I can get a little heads up on whatcha got cooking? [door opens] And the door's opening.
Mr. Glascott: Landlord. Landlord's son.
Beverly: Hi. Can we come in?
Mr. Glascott: I'm sorry. I only allow friends into my private domain. We can do our nasty business right here.
Adam: I really wish I could just get a hint about what's going on here.
Beverly: Adam needs to check the rat traps.
Adam: What?! Why me?
Beverly: Because your snuggly little boy body still fits in the crawl space.
Adam: The doctor said I'm still growing.
Beverly: Well, until then, off to the dark you go.
Mr. Glascott: Fine. Just make it quick. I was about to wash my bird's tiny mirror.
Beverly: Here's a bag in case you find anything. And a mallet, so you can... [clicks tongue] You know. [chuckles]
Adam: I don't know! And these are things that should have been discussed beforehand!
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘An Itch Like No Other’ Quotes
Quote from Mr. Glascott
Mr. Glascott: Howdy, neighbor.
Beverly: What time is it?
Mr. Glascott: It is 6:31 in the glorious morning. One minute after neighborhoods across the globe officially open for biz.
Beverly: It's barely light outside.
Mr. Glascott: You know, I used to live overlooking a limestone quarry. That giant, watery pit held so many mysteries. And, for some reason, a Safeway shopping cart.
Beverly: The street lights are still on.
Mr. Glascott: I made strudel. Be careful cutting it. My first rent check is baked inside.
Beverly: That's fun, I guess.
Mr. Glascott: Oh, it was an accident. You know what? Let's plate it before the caramel smudges the ink.
Quote from Barry
Erica: Do you really have to lay there like that, with your butt hovering in the air?
Barry: Well, ever since you overinflated my medical pillow, my options for comfort are limited.
Erica: [sighs] I never thought I would miss looking at your face.
Barry: And there's a new issue. The pain is now an itch. [groans] An itch like no other.
Erica: You heard the doctor. Scratching will prolong the healing, and nobody wants that.
Barry: Just give me a slotted spoon? A balloon whisk? A seafood fork? A grapefruit spoon? A melon baller? One of those little things you hold corn with? Anything!
Erica: Ew! You're a little too familiar with the scratching power of our silverware.
Quote from Beverly
Murray: With a grill like this, I can't have my lady cooking just for me. She'll cook for the whole block.
Beverly: It's the life I've always dreamed of! [grunts] We'll host every weekend and invite all our friends, but we'll always exclude one couple, hmm? Everyone will be in a permanent state of social anxiety. Yay!