Barry Quote #1273
Quote from Barry in Poker Night
Adult Adam: [v.o.] I had upped the ante and teamed with Pop-Pop for a poker party. All I had to do was round up a crew for a legendary night.
Adam: Check it! Everyone gets their own pouch of Big League Chew. We can act like we're dipping tobacco, but, really, we're enjoying mediocre gum!
Barry: [Southern accent] Candy and decorations? Y'all gonna make Tex Monte Carlo look like a fool.
Adam: Tex Monte Carlo?
Beverly: I'm an international riverboat gambler and man of justice. I get into and out of danger, usually involving money, women, or both.
Adam: Well, take it back to the mighty Mississippi because you're not invited.
Pop-Pop: Monte stays. Besides, we can use a cooler.
Barry: I am the coolest.
Adam: A cooler is an unlucky person who "cools" someone on a hot streak.
Barry: Whatever. At least I'm not bringing jelly beans to a poker party.
Pop-Pop: Monte's right. This place looks like The Good Ship Lollipop. Come on. We got to liven the vibe here.
Adam: Ooh, like a nice Greek platter with pita and cheeses and hummus.
Pop-Pop: Not at all. And don't get me started with the Greeks. Come on, come on, let's go.
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘Poker Night’ Quotes
Quote from Barry
Barry: If I hadn't promised to spend spring break helping Joanne move, I'd so be in La La Land, partying at Spago with Sigourney Weaver, James Worthy, and Duran Duran.
Adam: None of those people will let you in their party.
Barry: It's my party! I may not let them in.
Adam: So you're gonna travel to a city where you know no one and throw a party?
Barry: At a Malibu mansion!
Adam: At a mansion you don't own!
Barry: We got a day rate!
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: You used to be my sweet baby boy, afraid of the world, and now you'll be a hardened card fiend, willing to bet it all.
Adam: Card fiend? It's a friendly game.
Beverly: Please, my manicurist's son put a single nickel into a slot machine. Next thing you know, he's playing Russian Roulette to settle his cockfighting debts. He shot himself in the cheek, dimple to dimple. Now when he swigs water, he sprays like an Italian fountain.
Adam: None of that ever happened.
Beverly: Well, it's not happening to you, so go to class thankful you don't have any extra holes in your tiny perfect body, and we'll figure out your punishment later.
Adam: I think you discussing my holes at school is punishment enough, but okay.
Quote from Geoff
Geoff: Hey, this is weird.
Erica: I thought you were going to Fort Lauderdale or something.
Geoff: Yeah, sure. I mean, I love sun and sand, but I'll probably just surf here. You know, hanging loose and hanging ten and all the other hangings.
Lainey: You surf now?
Geoff: I'm sort of a big wave chaser.
Lainey: Haven't seen you in a while, so I guess anything's possible.
Geoff: Cowabunga and whatnot.