Adult Adam: [v.o.] I had upped the ante and teamed with Pop-Pop for a poker party. All I had to do was round up a crew for a legendary night.
Adam: Check it! Everyone gets their own pouch of Big League Chew. We can act like we're dipping tobacco, but, really, we're enjoying mediocre gum!
Barry: [Southern accent] Candy and decorations? Y'all gonna make Tex Monte Carlo look like a fool.
Adam: Tex Monte Carlo?
Beverly: I'm an international riverboat gambler and man of justice. I get into and out of danger, usually involving money, women, or both.
Adam: Well, take it back to the mighty Mississippi because you're not invited.
Pop-Pop: Monte stays. Besides, we can use a cooler.
Barry: I am the coolest.
Adam: A cooler is an unlucky person who "cools" someone on a hot streak.
Barry: Whatever. At least I'm not bringing jelly beans to a poker party.
Pop-Pop: Monte's right. This place looks like The Good Ship Lollipop. Come on. We got to liven the vibe here.
Adam: Ooh, like a nice Greek platter with pita and cheeses and hummus.
Pop-Pop: Not at all. And don't get me started with the Greeks. Come on, come on, let's go.