Beverly Quote #1326
Quote from Beverly in The Lasagna You Deserve
Beverly: Now to crank up the difficulty, Erica has cut in front of you.
Adam: I thought the place was closed.
Erica: Come any closer, and I'll mace you, perv!
Adam: I was just standing here!
Barry: Hey! Local deviant. Are you bothering this nice lady? Spokes' Pool Tables and Bikes might be closed, but I'm open to kicking your butt.
Adam: You sell pool tables now, too?
Beverly: Excuse me. Are you the owner of that AMC Pacer out front?
Adam: Oh, please say I'm not.
Beverly: You are. I'm attractive local meter maid Isabella Bianco, and I'm gonna haul that pile of junk to the impound lot if you don't pay my bribe, a thousand kissies. [makes kissing noises]
Adam: The Italian meter maid wants to nuzzle me? Am I the only one losing the thread?
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘The Lasagna You Deserve’ Quotes
Quote from Bill Lewis
Bill Lewis: Mur, you've barely touched your third helping of tater bombs. What's wrong?
Murray: If you had something going on, you'd tell me about it, right?
Bill Lewis: Depends. Is there anybody else in the world?
Murray: I'm being serious.
Bill Lewis: Mur, I love you like a tick loves a hound, but a listener you are not.
Murray: There are things you haven't told me?
Bill Lewis: So many.
Murray: Like what?
Bill Lewis: I hold two boomerang world records. I was an Admiral in the Coast Guard. Last year, I found a third nipple on my shoulder. I love birds. They can fly! That's God's best magic trick.
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: Every Goldberg child must learn to fend for himself.
Barry: The world's job is to bend and often break to my will.
Erica: You have to take what's yours, and also what's not.
Beverly: It's time to teach my coddled baby not to be a pushover.
Pops: Or we could all just leave the gentle, kind-hearted child alone.
Beverly: No! Here are some phrases you'll need. "I'd like to speak to your manager," "The sign says 'closed', but the light is on," and, "You can't prove this wasn't on the sale rack."
Adam: Those seem pretty horrible.
Beverly: Now you're getting it!
Barry: And don't be afraid to use the environment around you. Stomp, toss stuff, knock things over.
Erica: I like to swing my emotions around. One moment, I'm gently pleading. The next, I'm on the ground crying and kicking security.
Quote from Adam
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Back in the '80s, I loved The Greatest American Hero, in which an encounter with aliens causes school teacher Ralph Hinkley to reluctantly lead a double life.
Adam: What a perfectly realized premise! Of all the people to get superpowers, a mild-mannered guy!
Pops: Maybe his ordinariness is his superpower.
Adam: Either way, these are definitely questions the show wants us to be asking.