Beverly Quote #1210
Quote from Beverly in Airplane!
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Naturally, flying with my family... [dings]... was no joyride.
Beverly: A Chablis for my husband, please.
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Especially for the flight attendants.
Erica: [dings] Is this plane really flying to Miami?
Adam: [dings] We've got clearance, Clarence. What's the vector, Victor? Roger, Roger.
Barry: [dings] Would you let the captain know I'd like to drop by the cockpit?
Beverly: [dings] You're gonna have to deal with this baby's mother. [scoffs] I got her to stop crying, and yet I'm the bad guy?
Erica: [dings] Blink once if my mother is forcing you to take part in her scheme.
Adam: [dings] Do you like movies about gladiators? (laughs)
Ted: [dings] That lady has the drink cart again.
Beverly: Drink up.
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Yep, it usually got so bad... [dinging] ...those poor sky stewards had no choice but to do this.
Rachel: [over P.A.] Our apologies. The call button system has been disconnected. Also, I know it seems like we've been flying for hours, but we'll be taking off shortly.
Beverly: This really is a discount airline. I'm gonna go speak to the captain about some flight vouchers.
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘Airplane!’ Quotes
Quote from Barry
Geoff: Hey, guys.
Barry: What the hell is this?
Geoff: I thought it'd be fun to dress like Crockett from Miami Vice.
Barry: I'm Crockett from Miami Vice.
Geoff: Okay. I'll be Tubbs, then.
Ren: Ooh, I like Tubbs.
Barry: You do? Switch it. I'm Tubbs.
Geoff: Fine, Crockett it is.
Erica: Yeah, Crockett is the man.
Barry: No, I'm the man! I have to be Crockett.
Geoff: Back to Tubbs.
Barry: Not fair. I have to be Tubbs.
Geoff: Can you just tell me who you want to be?
Barry: I will be Crockett and Tubbs, also known as Crubbs.
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: And that right there is why I've gone ahead and packed for you. These bags and the other 12 in the car should keep you covered.
Adam: This one's empty.
Beverly: That is for all the hotel freebies that it is our divine right to take.
Adam: Like shampoo?
Beverly: Obviously. But I'm talking so much more. Robes, towels, the pens, stationery, batteries from the remote, the remote, pillows, hair dryer, iron, clock radio, and curtains, both window and shower.
Erica: Why not take the TV, too?
Beverly: Because that's stealing, Erica.
Quote from Adam
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Back in the '80s, Airplane! was the pinnacle sky-high spoof. It was packed with so many laughs, gags, and puns, you couldn't keep up. And guess who knew it line-by-line.
Adam: Surely, you can't be serious.
Leslie Nielsen: [on TV] I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.
Adam: It's an adverb, but he thinks it's a ladies' name! It can't get any better!
Brea: Look how happy this movie makes you. It's so cute.
Adam: You're the cute one. If you were a board game, you'd be Cutes N' Ladders.
Brea: If you were a cereal, you'd be Cutie Pebbles.
Adam: If you were a mathematician, you'd be Sir Isaac Cute-on.