Adam Quote #659
Quote from Adam in The Pina Colada Episode
Adam: That's class! Enjoy the mile run, suckas!
Dave Kim: Looks like we'll be chillin' right here with you, sucka.
Dan: We forced our moms to write us notes, too.
Adam: What?
Matt: "My son has water on the knee and cannot run, jog, or trot."
Adam: Don't you dare hand that in!
Dan: "Daniel Morse is suffering from puberty pains."
Adam: Obviously you are, but still!
Dave Kim: "Dave Kim has 'The Andromeda Strain'."
Adam: Come on! We can't all lie about our feeble bodies. Mellor will see right through it.
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘The Pina Colada Episode’ Quotes
Quote from Barry
Adam: Dude, you got to stop this. You're just hurting yourself. Trust me. You're gonna be fine.
Barry: Don't say "fine." Lainey was fine. That was her thing, being fine.
Adam: Okay, we got to cheer you up. How about we go play smashball at the Wawa?
Barry: [sighs] Lainey used to go to the Wawa. That was her thing.
Adam: We could go toilet-paper Principal Ball's house.
Barry: Lainey used to use toilet paper. That was her thing.
Adam: Okay. Oh! I know how to prove you can find love again. We can watch a teen Rom com.
Barry: [crying] Lainey used to love teen Rom coms! That was her thing.
Quote from Coach Mellor
Coach Mellor: Come Friday, all of you will be doing the state-mandated mile run. Here's how it works. You run a mile, I time you, then I inform the state of how alarmingly inert the modern child has become.
Quote from Adam
Adam: Question? Why is the state so determined to make us move our bodies?
Dave Kim: Yeah, why focus on us?
Dan: It's like, what are they running from?
Coach Mellor: This run is not up for debate. It is law written clear as day in the state's constitution.
Adam: Balls. You've won this round, Pennsylvania, but you've messed with the wrong inactive citizen.