Murray Quote #659

Quote from Murray in Bohemian Rap City

Pops: Do you actually have a shot at winning this toy thing?
Adam: I wish. Last year, Dad only gave me enough money for two lousy stamps.
Murray: I'll pay you twice that right now if you leave.
Adam: Fine. But if I win, I'm not grabbing you anything. Pops, what would you like? Name it.
Pops: How about one of those backscratchers your father loves?
Adam: Backscratcher? It's a toy store.
Murray: He's talking about this thing.
Adam: That's my Hot Wheels track! No, don't rub that against your body.
Murray: Ah, damn it, I can't get it. Al, come on and reach it. Get no man's land.
Pops: Is this good?

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 ‘Bohemian Rap City’ Quotes

Quote from Barry

Lainey: We're about to record our audition for "Star Search."
Barry: That's right. And we're about to make "Bohemian Rhapsody" even better.
Erica: How do you make the greatest rock song in the world better?
Barry: It's right there in the title "Bohemian Rap City." Rap City.
Erica: Wait. You think it's Rap City?
Barry: Duh. How can they make a song set in a rap city and not have one single sick rhyme or fresh beat?

Quote from Murray

Murray: Toys? You ruined my stamps over toys? Let's see how you like it. [grunting]
Beverly: What are you doing?
Murray: Ruining Adam's toy.
Adam: That's Stretch Armstrong. He's made to be unbreakable.
Murray: Ahh! [playing with Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots] Oh! Ha! I broke the red one's head.
Adam: Nah, that just means you won.
Murray: Say goodbye to these.
Adam: Those are Wall Crawlers. You're just playing with them as intended.
Murray: Bevy, I told you this would happen. I knew the moron would screw up my favorite hobby.
Beverly: But you said this was just a smart investment and not a hobby at all.
Murray: We both knew it was a hobby! [voice breaking] My favorite hobby in the world.
Adam: Oh, God, are you sad?
Murray: Enjoy your toys.

Quote from Murray

Murray: I know everything about stamps. My first job was sorting mail at the town post office.
Adam: Ohhh, balls. He's introducing new personal history.
Murray: Even though that job was long and mind-numbing, I was happy to do it 'cause I just lost my mom.
Adam: Ohhh, no! I've re-opened a terrible childhood wound.
Murray: The only thing that brought me joy that year was learning about the colorful postage from around the world.
Adam: Oh, no, those stamps hold a deep emotional value!
Murray: Of course they do. Those stamps made me happy. I want them back.