Murray Quote #601
Quote from Murray in The Opportunity of a Lifetime
Beverly: Murray, are you sure about this? You know how Barry caves under the slightest pressure.
Murray: I played baseball in high school. Barry's got this.
Beverly: That makes no sense! One thing has nothing to do with the other.
Murray: Every day, my moron kids come in here asking me for money for the dumbest of dreams. Finally, I found one I can get behind.
Beverly: But you don't actually believe that Barry will be scouted onto the Phillies.
Murray: Of course not ... but you never know.
Beverly: So you do think so?
Murray: Not a chance! Unless it happens.
Beverly: Okay, kind of giving me mixed signals here.
Murray: Listen to my words. I know Barry will never play for the Phillies. Although, crazier things have happened.
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘The Opportunity of a Lifetime’ Quotes
Quote from Barry
Beverly: I just- I wanted to tell Barry, uh, [quietly] don't pitch.
Barry: Did you just call me a "dumb bitch"?
Beverly: No, I said "don't pitch."
Barry: What? That's even worse!
Quote from Barry
Beverly: Look, I spoke to Coach Mellor. He said the most likely outcome here is that you'll be a city-wide pariah.
Barry: [gasps] The fish that have teeth? Yes! They're the sharks of the river.
Beverly: Not "piranha," Barry. I'm saying you'll be a laughingstock.
Quote from Barry
Barry: Lucky, Adam, thank you for joining me. Today, Big Tasty wins the most coveted prize in AM radio.
Adam: You do realize these are virtually impossible to win, right?
Barry: Not when you invented a top-secret formula that guarantees me to be the 100th caller.
Adam: Seriously? How?
Barry: Two words, Math matics.
Radio Announcer: [v.o.] Just hit caller 85. So close.
Barry: It's 1.7 seconds per call, so if I multiply the amount of callers by the rate of calls, then I dial them up in exactly-
Radio Announcer: [v.o.] Dial right now! Don't wait another second!
Barry: 37 minutes.
Adam: Yeah, that's not right.
Radio Announcer: [v.o.] Just hit caller 90.
Adam: You should call right now!
Barry: You dare question my Texas Instruments?! It's from Texas. That's where NASA is, bro!