Murray Quote #572

Quote from Murray in The Scrunchie Rule

Beverly: So much for the Bevolution. It's the first weekend ever without our kids, and I completely lost my mind.
Murray: Well, we still have a few more years to ease into it.
Beverly: And what am I gonna do when they all leave for good?
Murray: Honestly, it's gonna be awful for the both of us.
Beverly: Please. For the last four years all you've talked about is how you want them all to leave so you can have some peace and quiet.
Murray: Bevie, you know I hate change but it's easier for me to say, "I want them out" than to admit I love our crazy, loud family.
Beverly: You're gonna miss 'em, huh? Really helps to know I'm not alone.

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 ‘The Scrunchie Rule’ Quotes

Quote from Beverly

Adam: Mama, I need you!
Beverly: Schmoopie, you're home!
Adam: I came home 'cause I missed you. And I got scawwed. [babbling] Uhh, will you give me sniffies on my head?
Beverly: I am gonna sniff the [bleep] out of your head!

Quote from Barry

Other Erica: Ugh! How did you live with your sister for so long?
Barry: I was a baby for the first part, so I don't remember anything. But once I was able to form memories, it got awful. So, I get it.

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Other Erica: What? Did we just finish each other's-
Both: sentences? [Both gasp]
Barry: Wow, we did it again!
Other Erica: Your Drakkar suddenly smells good to me.
Barry: My sweat activates it.
Other Erica: Awesome.