Barry Quote #675
Quote from Barry in The Goldberg Girls
Virginia Kremp: Hi. Is your mom home?
Barry: Your kind is not welcome in my home. So beat it!
Beverly: No, no, I'm here. I'm here. What's wrong?
Linda Schwartz: There is a huge snowstorm upstate. All the roads are closed.
Barry: And so is this conversation. No one disrespects my mama! You're all a bunch of garbage!
Beverly: Hey, Barry, dial it back a little bit.
Virginia Kremp: Bevy, we are really sorry for excluding you, but you are the only one who can help us.
Barry: Put a sock in it, Kremp! We both saw this day coming. Come on! Hit me! Free punch! Right there! Right there!
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘The Goldberg Girls’ Quotes
Quote from Barry
Barry: And with my help, you can have that, too. All you got to do is make sure you pick friends that have a specific role in the group.
Beverly: Ooh, like my beloved Golden Girls.
Barry: Yes, for instance, I'm the Dorothy, the strong, masculine leader who keeps everyone in line.
Beverly: Oh, you are my handsome Bea Arthur.
Barry: And Andy here is our Sophia, the tiny, adorable spitfire.
Andy: No filter, yo.
Barry: Naturally, Naked Rob is our Blanche the sensual one, free with his body.
Naked Rob: My parents got me someone to talk to once a week about it.
Barry: And Matt Bradley here is our Rose, dumb as rocks and always messing everything up.
Matt: I just treasure these friendships.
Quote from Beverly
Linda Schwartz: She's right. I just don't have time to be a Goldberg Girl.
Beverly: But I thought we could travel down the road and back again. My heart is true. Your pals and my confidants.
Essie Karp: I don't even know you.
Beverly: Essie, if you threw a party and invited everyone you knew.
Virginia Kremp: Yeah, we all know the theme song.
Beverly: You would see the biggest gift would be from me. And do you know what the card attached would say?
Coach Mellor: "Thank you for being a friend"?
Beverly: Exactly.
Quote from Beverly
Essie Karp: Oh, my God, this white zin is to die for.
Linda Schwartz: And I have a coupon!
Beverly: Oh, you guys, look over there. So cute, right?
Virginia Kremp: Oh, I hope that's us when we're old.
Real Virginia Kremp: Did that lady just call us "old"?
Real Beverly Goldberg: Some people are just so [bleep] rude these days.
Real Essie Karp: Oy, this white zin is to die for.
Real Linda Schwartz: And I have a coupon!