Pops Quote #264

Quote from Pops in Hogan Is My Grandfather

Pops: Ten-hut!
Doc: What's all this now?
Pops: Name's Albert Solomon, veteran of the Army Quartermaster Corps. I'm here to get my grandson Adam a second chance. Would you do that for a veteran?
Doc: Sir, while I appreciate your service, grades are non-negotiable.
Pops: I think you'll change that policy when you hear me out. Also, I don't remember this jacket being so hot. Would you mind if I..?
Doc: Please, by all means.
Pops: Ahh, that's better. Where was I?
Doc: You're here to defend Adam, even though he plagiarized the greatest show in television history.

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Quote from Coach Mellor

Barry: Dude, look at the laundry basket! Is that one of those impossible-to-fold sheets Mom was tricking us with?
Coach Mellor: You mean fitted? I've danced with a few.
Erica: They're perfect.
Barry: You folded them? How'd you find the corners?
Coach Mellor: You don't find the corners of the sheet. The corners find you.

Quote from Murray

Murray: Hey, morons. Let me get this straight. You two have officially decided to let your mom take care of you for the rest of your lives.
Barry: She seems very open to it.
Murray: Of course she is. How do you not see what she's doing after all this time?
Barry: Dude, do you think she gave us the impossible sheet on purpose?
Murray: Yes. She manipulates you into needing her week after week.
Erica: What are you talking about?
Murray: She made up a medical condition so she could have a sleepover with you in your dorm on your first night of college.
Erica: Well, that certainly is an example.

Quote from Coach Mellor

Coach Mellor: Well, you've come to the right efficiency apartment. My perpetual single-tude has given me an amazing array of domestic skills. Make yourselves at home in my living room/gym/sitting area/lanai. Brisket? I made that in my gentleman's Crock-Pot.
Geoff: So tender! It falls apart at fork's first touch. Also, how long are we gonna be here?