Barry Quote #602
Quote from Barry in Hogan Is My Grandfather
Beverly: Okay, then. Uh, let's start with something simple, a fitted sheet. If you can't fold a simple sheet, there's really no hope for you.
Barry: What the hell? Where does it begin, and where does it end?
Erica: Just give it to me, dude. I'll show you how to do it.
Beverly: Oh! Oh, no! I'm stuck. I'm stuck inside. I'm inside of the sheet. You got it?
Erica: No. Oh, wait.
Barry: Oh, no.
Erica: Grab the stretchy part. Nope, that's not the stretchy part.
Barry: I'm gonna die in here!
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‘Hogan Is My Grandfather’ Quotes
Quote from Coach Mellor
Barry: Dude, look at the laundry basket! Is that one of those impossible-to-fold sheets Mom was tricking us with?
Coach Mellor: You mean fitted? I've danced with a few.
Erica: They're perfect.
Barry: You folded them? How'd you find the corners?
Coach Mellor: You don't find the corners of the sheet. The corners find you.
Quote from Murray
Murray: Hey, morons. Let me get this straight. You two have officially decided to let your mom take care of you for the rest of your lives.
Barry: She seems very open to it.
Murray: Of course she is. How do you not see what she's doing after all this time?
Barry: Dude, do you think she gave us the impossible sheet on purpose?
Murray: Yes. She manipulates you into needing her week after week.
Erica: What are you talking about?
Murray: She made up a medical condition so she could have a sleepover with you in your dorm on your first night of college.
Erica: Well, that certainly is an example.
Quote from Coach Mellor
Coach Mellor: Well, you've come to the right efficiency apartment. My perpetual single-tude has given me an amazing array of domestic skills. Make yourselves at home in my living room/gym/sitting area/lanai. Brisket? I made that in my gentleman's Crock-Pot.
Geoff: So tender! It falls apart at fork's first touch. Also, how long are we gonna be here?