Barry Quote #531
Barry: Okay, welcome to my all-new and improved posse. I'm Big Tasty, founder and leader. First order of business, we need a name.
Johnny Atkins: How about Rush?
Barry: How about hush?
Johnny Atkins: No Rush, no Atkins. Later.
Barry: Okay, so, our name has to have "Jenkintown" in it. I was thinking the Jenkintown Awesome Group.
Dan: Wait, you want us to be the JAGs?
Sergei: (Russian accent) This is name for unbearable loser, yes? A jag?
Pops: Foreign kid's right. I don't want to be a jag.
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‘Deadheads’ Quotes
Quote from Matt
Barry: Next category, busting balls. Come up with three insults for how short Andy is.
Andy: Oh. No, we don't have to do-
Barry: Go!
Matt: Andy is so tiny, he uses a sock as a sleeping bag. When Andy plays mini-golf, it's just called "Golf." Did you hear Andy died? He was bungee-jumping off a curb and the dental floss broke.
Andy: I feel completely humiliated.
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: Wha- What?! I have never!
Erica: Seriously?
Beverly: What? I don't talk like that.
Adult Adam: [v.o.] But she did. Bev Bombs were dropped on a daily basis in our home.
[montage:]
Beverly: Holy [bleep]! I love that idea! I hate drugs so [bleep] much! Adam used to be a good boy, and now he's a real [bleep]. [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] Yeah!
Quote from Barry
Andy: Actually, I think we'd rather just chill here and watch Matt Bradley jam.
Barry: That guy? He's a stupid Deadhead.
Naked Rob: So?
Barry: So? Their songs are, like, a million hours long, their crazy fans smell like armpits, and all they wear is tie-dye. It's like, pick a color, bro. You can't have them all.