Barry Quote #529
Andy: Dude, this 45-minute song is amazing.
Naked Rob: And everyone's so nice.
Geoff: Yeah, especially that one guy that invited me to live with him and those 10 other guys over there on that patch of lawn.
Barry: Hey, wouldn't it be awesome if we could listen to this concert later?
Matt: What's all that?
Barry: Definitely not illegal bootleg equipment that'll allow me to profit after selling them later!
Security Guard: Hey, pal, you trying to tape the show?
Barry: Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh! We're gonna have to go, huh?
Security Guard: For sure. Taping section's way over there. You can go on down.
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Unfortunately for my brother, he picked the one band chill enough to let you tape them.
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘Deadheads’ Quotes
Quote from Matt
Barry: Next category, busting balls. Come up with three insults for how short Andy is.
Andy: Oh. No, we don't have to do-
Barry: Go!
Matt: Andy is so tiny, he uses a sock as a sleeping bag. When Andy plays mini-golf, it's just called "Golf." Did you hear Andy died? He was bungee-jumping off a curb and the dental floss broke.
Andy: I feel completely humiliated.
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: Wha- What?! I have never!
Erica: Seriously?
Beverly: What? I don't talk like that.
Adult Adam: [v.o.] But she did. Bev Bombs were dropped on a daily basis in our home.
[montage:]
Beverly: Holy [bleep]! I love that idea! I hate drugs so [bleep] much! Adam used to be a good boy, and now he's a real [bleep]. [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] Yeah!
Quote from Barry
Andy: Actually, I think we'd rather just chill here and watch Matt Bradley jam.
Barry: That guy? He's a stupid Deadhead.
Naked Rob: So?
Barry: So? Their songs are, like, a million hours long, their crazy fans smell like armpits, and all they wear is tie-dye. It's like, pick a color, bro. You can't have them all.