Beverly Quote #632
Quote from Beverly in Deadheads
Beverly: I've been thinking, Schmoops. This jar has been so effective at stopping my potty mouth, I figured everyone should have a jar.
Erica: I don't know what your angle is here, but I'm gonna have to say [blows raspberry], pass.
Beverly: Oh, sweetie, such attitude. Luckily, now we have this. Dollar, please.
Erica: A "Baditude" jar? That's not a thing.
Beverly: Oh, it is. Every time you lip off, it'll cost you a dollar.
Erica: Well, that's incredibly stupid.
Beverly: (gasps) Baditude! Now it's $2.
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘Deadheads’ Quotes
Quote from Matt
Barry: Next category, busting balls. Come up with three insults for how short Andy is.
Andy: Oh. No, we don't have to do-
Barry: Go!
Matt: Andy is so tiny, he uses a sock as a sleeping bag. When Andy plays mini-golf, it's just called "Golf." Did you hear Andy died? He was bungee-jumping off a curb and the dental floss broke.
Andy: I feel completely humiliated.
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: Wha- What?! I have never!
Erica: Seriously?
Beverly: What? I don't talk like that.
Adult Adam: [v.o.] But she did. Bev Bombs were dropped on a daily basis in our home.
[montage:]
Beverly: Holy [bleep]! I love that idea! I hate drugs so [bleep] much! Adam used to be a good boy, and now he's a real [bleep]. [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] Yeah!
Quote from Barry
Andy: Actually, I think we'd rather just chill here and watch Matt Bradley jam.
Barry: That guy? He's a stupid Deadhead.
Naked Rob: So?
Barry: So? Their songs are, like, a million hours long, their crazy fans smell like armpits, and all they wear is tie-dye. It's like, pick a color, bro. You can't have them all.